Orange Juice!

Dude! I realize that I've totally been a loser in the blog updating department, specifically for the month of April.

*Updating Fail*

Well let's start with the usual updates and then I'll move into the juicy bits!

Height: 5'7"
Weight: 293.6lbs as of Friday, April 18th
Current Injury: Bruised vag... it feels as bad as it sounds
Beverage of Choice: Orange juice, extra pulpy
Song of The Day: United States of Whatever, Liam Lynch

Now for the "juicy bits". Me = Not going to FSB in the fall. I decided as time got closer and still no one wanted to buy my car; financially, it wasn't gonna happen. I really still believe that God wants me to go to bible school... Just not yet. Dad and D. were planing to pay for most tuition and pay my minimum payments on my debt... but... I can't do that. I need to be responsible and do it on my own. Now, back to my old plan... the 2 year plan... Pay off the debt, pay off the car, save up loads of money, and then go get my education. Sounds good to me. Short and sweet, but that's that and there ain't much more to say about it.

About two weeks ago I pulled my dad's bike out of storage. I surveyed the old bike and assesed it's damages. Overall, the bike needs a tune up and some new tires. For right now I just needed the $14 tire pump, the $3 bike lock, and the $17 gel seat. I rode around a little on the original seat that came with the bike about 15 years ago, in Japan... But, that was short lived and so was the intact nature of my unbruised behind. The day after maden venture out in to the wilds of Pacific, I could barely sit down on anything less than plush. Yesterday, with the new, more squishy seat installed I rode from the Apartment to behind Emerald Downs... I googled it... that's just about 5.14 miles one way; I didn't even notice. This morning I was a wee bit sore but nothing too bad. So, when I got home I went for another expadition... however this one ended MUCH SOONER.... did you know that you can slowly... and most surely bruise your vag... right along with my bum. I swear, pins and needles... burning... tenderness (in a bad way) on your... uh situation... Not Fun!

Other random bit's o'information...

My sister is on a business trip in the Bahammas... yeah, it must totally suck.

My brother-in-law is home alone without a car.

I just found my camera...

and my bedroom is trashed!



Peace out, like brussel sprouts!

-Giddy